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What the fud! Some cust is ruining HK TV by bleeping out words and bits of words, cutting out whole sentences, blurring out backgrounds, foregrounds, and just hacking out whole scenes of Califragilcation!

Now there is one reason to watch this show: the sox! It is a comedy soap opera about people behaving badly, smoking dipe, wonking, rucking oss trannies, and squeezing tuts. It takes place in strip clubs and bars and free loving Californian households and everyone in it is self-centred,  being treated for STD’s and butchering their careers and home life and trying to raise normal children while at the same time being coked up or boozed out. It is satire! It is telling the world that California is big bad shallow and you’d better not go there if you’re a mormon, unless you’re the kind of mormon who has twenty wives who give hot head.

And the show is ruined. It is unwatchable because some dipshut censor has insulted my intelligence and offended my deeply held principles by pussing all over the fekking show. If I was a Californian I’d reach for my lawyer and sue the shite out of the moronic filkwet. What the fruk do the urseholes think they are doing and why?

It’s this kind of insensitive insult to the artists and the viewer that lowers the tone of Hong Kong, a town where the government passes laws that allow private property developers to forcefully purchase at below market price, inconveniently placed small property owners…  FMWEPOOMH! Foam at the mouth with eyes popping out of my head!